Friday, August 31, 2012

Obits




Guinea "Snickers" Pig of Louisville passed away August 31, 2012, at the age of probably 4-ish.

Originally from the Okolona neighborhood, Pig moved to the Fern Creek area in her youth, where she shared an apartment with a charming pair of newlyweds. Following a recent move to neighboring Highview, she retired from her long and successful career as a toilet paper roll chewer. She was a lifelong ve
getarian and a member of the United Church of Weeeeeeeee.

Pig is survived by her caretakers Brandon and Jessi Jones, as well as four adopted sisters: Quincy, Monster, Glitter and Cupcake. She will be especially missed by Glitter, who really liked to get in her cage for some reason.

Memorials may be made to the "Buy Brandon and Jessi a pair of baby peegs to assuage the anguish of their bereavement" fund.

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